Mahler 5 on a blade of grass. Really.

Steve DumaineThe video gem below comes care of Steve Dumaine, Principal Tuba of the National Symphony. Here, he shows his range — not only giving his high-end chops a workout by playing a well-known piece outside of the standard tuba repertoire, but also doing it on a rather atypical instrument.

Random other thoughts:

  • I like this video so much that I was willing to set aside my usual disdain for videos filmed in portrait mode.  (Really people, every video screen you watch — TVs, laptops monitors, etc. — is set up in landscape, so please hold your phone that way when you make your next film epic.  Or if you can keep your cinematic opus to just 6 seconds, use Vine, since it uses that social-media-friendly square format).

Some much needed levity, of both high brow and low brow variety

I was going to finish my review of this past Saturday’s Los Angeles Philharmonic Mahler 5 concert, or of András Schiff‘s sparkling take on Book 2 of The Well-Tempered Clavier before that, or the Los Angeles Master Chorale’s excellent organ concert before both of them.

Instead, I figured I’d post a couple of funny things to provide some mild comic relief to all of the weather woes being experienced by East Coast family and friends in the way of Stormageddon  2012 (BTW:  I haven’t heard it called that by anyone — did I really just make that up all by my lonesome??!!!).

I’ll get to those other reviews in the coming days.  In the meantime, I hope you get a chuckle from these two things, one very classical music oriented (care of the Pacific Symphony’s tumblr), and one very much NOT.

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Twitter: where Esa-Pekka Salonen and The Rite Offspring (?!) coexist

For the longest time when it came to Twitter, I fought the power.  I thought it served best as a source of comedic fodder for late night talk shows and their friends (e.g. how could anything ever top this brilliance?  I gained a newfound respect for Josh Groban after seeing it).

I finally jumped into the fray early this year, and since then, well . . . it has exceeded my very low original expectations.  It has proven to be a good source of timely information, not to mention an occasional source of unexpected amusement.  That said, you often have to wade through a lot of chaff to get to the Twitter grain, and because of that, I sometimes take a few days off at time from reading my Twitter feed.  Usually, this is no big loss.  Sometimes, though, you can miss out on something cool or fun, especially if you don’t scroll back in time.

Today, for example, Esa-Pekka Salonen tweeted links to musical clips of two of his compositions — the Violin Concerto with Leila Josefowicz and Nyx — and had I not actually logged in today, I probably wouldn’t have learned about that.  (I also learned that the upcoming Deutsche Grammophon release of these two works will feature the Finnish Radio Orchestra instead of the Los Angeles Philharmonic — a topic for a different post on another day).

I took a multi-day break from Twitter earlier this week, and almost missed out on some silly musical fun, care of The Royal Conservatory of Canada.

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Musical and visual delights for your Independence Day

E.E. Begley, composer

Happy Birthday, United States of America!

The typical celebratory music for the occasion would be a march by John Philip Sousa.  Certainly, Sousa marches such as The Stars and Stripes Forever, The Washington Post, and Semper Fidelis, are the very definition of patriotic marches for most Americans.

Of course, there are other American marches by other American march composers — I’m guessing people hear them and just assume that they are by Sousa.  Among these non-Sousa marches, National Emblem by Edwin Eugene Begley is probably the most famous, with three distinct tunes that most anyone would recognize.  Its first section features an interpolation of The Star-Spangled Banner, the second theme is a recognizable circus melody (often sung with some, ahem, “colorful” lyrics), and the trio is used by many, including the Indiana University marching band whenever their football team makes a first down.  Incidentally, E.E. Begley’s brother — Ezra Begley — was a former Principal Trumpet of the Boston Symphony.

You can legally download MP3s of National Emblem as done by the USAF Heritage of America Band (HERE) and by “The President’s Own” United States Marine Band (HERE).  Personally, I like the  overall performance and sound quality of the Air Force band’s recording a little better, but the Marine Band’s recording is a bit more transparent.  Heck, they’re free — download them both, and decide for yourself which is better.

If you don’t feel like going through all of that, just play the YouTube video below of the same USAF Heritage of America Band performance.

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Misheard lyrics: “O Fortuna” edition

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Props to @jozjozjoz for pointing me to the video above, with apologies to Carl Orff.  It is one of the best and funniest “mis-heard lyrics” I’ve seen and heard, almost as good as the granddaddy of ‘em all:  this interpretation of Pearl Jam’s Yellow Ledbetter.

Make me fries.

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One way to judge a conductor

A week or so ago, I was having a discussion with a distinguished reader of All is Yar about evaluating conductors, and I was reminded of a rather amusing conductor rating survey that was circulated a few years back among members of an organization of which I was a part.  The form itself was not used by us, but rather by some unknown orchestra, apparently located in European.  Judging by the font and design, I’m guessing it is a few decades old or someone took great pains to make it look that way.

It’s not exactly a textbook design for a survey:  for example, it really makes no sense to give the best categories an eight-point range of 20-13 while only allocating a single point to each of the bottom three categories.

That said,  the descriptions employed by its author are  pretty freakin’ funny nonetheless.  I can think of all the conductors under which I’ve performed and which descriptions I’d apply to them.  A couple of my favorites:

  • In “Personality:”  The distinction between “ordinary (pleasant)” and “ordinary (unpleasant)”
  • In “Rehearsal Ability:”  The case of a conductor “accomplishing something but boring”
As always, your own thoughts and comments are welcome and appreciated.
(Click on the image below to see it full-sized)

Classical music marketing: Norm Lebrecht needs a beer or two (updated)

Back in 2007, long before All is Yar was a mere Fig Newton of my imagination, Victoria Bitter (VB) beer company teamed with the Melbourne Symphony and Orchestra Victoria — playing together as the “Victoria Bitter Orchestra” — to create a unique commercial:  it featured the combined orchestras playing VB’s jingle using variations on a theme of VB bottles in lieu of their regular instruments.  They posted the commercial and a behind-the-scenes video on YouTube, to the thanks and amusement of us all.

After I created this fine blog, I posted the two videos as well as some commentary and suggestions on other potential partnerships (click HERE to see the videos & suggestions).

It turns out that one of the men behind the creation of this commercial was Matthew VanBesien, formerly of the Melbourne Symphony and, as of January 2012, the soon-to-be Executive Director of the New York Philharmonic.

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Turning pages: it can’t be that hard, can it?

Thoughts of this coming weekend’s concerts of the Los Angeles Chamber Orchestra conducted by their tech-loving Music Director, Jeffrey Kahane, reminded me of how he has increasingly taken to using iPads instead of regular sheet music, especially when playing the piano.  Among other reasons, it helps him avoid page-turning snafus.  Timo Andres also used one when he played with the orchestra last month.

Is page turning really fraught with that much danger?  Well, maybe.

There was the unfortunate page turner at Marino Formenti’s recital earlier this year.  In addition, I was reminded of the two videos below.   The first is definitely how NOT to do it.  The second works, but perhaps is not the approved solution.

Enjoy.

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Public service announcement: Actor’s Rags to Sequins Eurovision Dream (A.R.S.E.D.)

“Every three seconds, someone in the world is cast in the musical, Les Miserables.  They believe they will dream the dream, but instead, are living a nightmare. . . .”

Happy Birthday, Gioachino Rossini (with classic video footage)

On this leap day in 1792, the great Italian composer, Gioachino Rossini, was born.

He wrote over 30 operas along with many other works, but he is probably best known for The Barber of Seville. So in honor of Signore Rossini’s 220th birthday, I offer you The Barber of Seville the way most of us were probably introduced to it: care of Bugs Bunny and the absolute genius of Chuck Jones and Carl Stalling.

Below is the complete, unabridged classic, “The Rabbit of Seville.” (If the YouTube video is a little too grainy for you, click HERE for a much higher quality version on a different site that WordPress won’t let me embed directly into this post.)

Meeting Mozart

Mozart, prior to arriving in Los Angeles

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you met Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?  The REAL Mozart?  Today?

Stephen T. Harper, writer extraordinaire, did.  Or perhaps instead of wondering, he and his awesome wife, Christie Harper, actually met the guy.  It’s tough to tell . . . they are both friends of All is Yar, so you never know.

For your reading enjoyment, I strongly recommend that you visit SHarper Blog and read “Conversations with Dead Geniuses: Mozart”

While you’re there, read some of Steve’s other stories.  Or better yet, download and read Steve’s book, King’s X.

Happy reading, and again, Happy Thanksgiving!

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Photo credit:  from the painting by Johann Nepomuk Della Croce, Salzburg Mozarteum

One of these things is not like the other

#1)  LA Phil Principal Concertmaster or British actor who used to be in Monty Python?

#2)  Muppet or Foo Fighter?

A better idea than “warm salty nuts”

I’d put ice cream up there on my list of favorites along with the aforementioned orchestras and beer. And when it comes to ice cream, Ben & Jerry’s takes pride of place in our freezer. Each time I think I’ve found my go-to flavor, they manage to invent some tasty new creation, often with a wink and a nod to some humorous pop culture reference.

Their latest creation has just been announced: “Schweddy Balls”

Christmas comes a little early this year thanks to Pete Schweddy.  If you are unfamiliar with Pete and the Saturday Night Live classic from which his holiday dessert concept sprung, follow the link below for the original skit which launched this delicious dish.

Saturday Night Live:  Pete Schweddy appears on National Public Radio

Symphony in Beer

You know, some things just don’t get old, especially when it involves the combination of two of my favorite things:  orchestras and beer.

Here’s a real 2007 Australian commercial for Victoria Bitter beer starring the Melbourne Symphony and Orchestra Victoria (playing as the “Victoria Bitter Orchestra”) in a performance of “The VB Stubby Symphony.”  Also below is an equally amusing video showing a behind-the-scenes look into the making of the commercial.

Kudos to the orchestras and to VB for making this happen.  Other possible combos:

  • The San Francisco Symphony and Bear Republic Brewery
  • The Los Angeles Philharmonic and Sanford Winery
  • The Louisville Orchestra and Woodford Reserve bourbon (perhaps this will be more appropriate now that they’re coming out of bankruptcy)

Classical music marketing — try it yourself, win LA Opera tickets

Just got back from a week’s vacation up in Northern California:  fun in Yosemite, Napa, and Sonoma.  I spent some quality time outdoors hiking and relaxing, not to mention tasting some very yummy wines (more on that in the near future).  Much of the week was spent unplugged and away from the internet (partially by design, partly unplanned), but now I’m back to Southern California with some solid bandwidth and a full-sized keyboard, ready to blog again. I returned to find a couple of my fellow bloggers making some pokes and jabs at a pair of local classical music marketing campaigns:

Los Angeles Opera's website creative for Cosi fan tutte

  • Brian at OutWestArts.com scoffs at the Los Angeles Philharmonic’s latest posters and their image of Gustavo Dudamel emblazoned with the slogan “Passion Forward”
  • Tim Mangan at ClassicalLife.net has some fun with Los Angeles Opera’s latest redesign of their website, especially their efforts to come up with snappy one-line slogans for their productions  (e.g., “Eugene Onegin:  from the composer of Swan Lake!“).  Tim goes on to offer some of his own hilarious suggestions for some other operas.  A must read.  Two of my favorite gems:  ”The Turn of the Screw — Sounds like porn, and it kind of is!”  and ”Rigoletto — We have a hunch you’ll like this one!”

(Special props to Diane Rhodes Bergman, VP of Marketing and Communications for LA Opera, for joining in the fun in the comments and responding to some questions from other posters.)

For their part, the LA Phil has received a certain amount of flack by those accusing them of over-hyping Gustavo Dudamel.  I blame the hero-hungry media for the eventual excessive hype, and I think the LA Phil marketing department has merely been doing their job.  In fact, the orchestra has a long history of capitalizing on the star power of their music directors — exotic and dashing Zubin Mehta, Armani-clad and fedora wearing Carlo Maria Giulini, Hollywood-connected André Previn, and the legendary bicep-baring poster of Esa-Pekka Salonen that the Los Angeles Times lamented once it disappeared.    Other cities are equally likely to celebritize their own conductors:  during Michael Tilson Thomas’s first season in San Francisco, you couldn’t turn a street corner without seeing a poster with “MTT:SFS” hanging from a lamp post; Ricardo Muti’s visage has been prevalent in Chicago this past season.

Marketing — much like music — is one of those professions done in full view of everyone else, and advertising in particular is something about which everyone is bound to have an opinion.  I  sympathize with the marketers.  It’s not easy to break through the clutter, raise awareness, and increase consideration for any product that’s trying to attract a new audience; classical music is particularly difficult given that the “product” (i.e. the music being presented) is at least 50 years old under the best of circumstances, with most popular works being 100+ years old.  What can be said about Tchaikovsky or Gounod that is truly fresh and original?  That doesn’t make it particularly commendable to call Roméo et Juliette “The World’s Most Famous Love Story” for the umpteen-millionth time, but it isn’t so horrible either.

So you think you can do it better yourself?  Here’s your chance:  LA Opera is looking for a new name for their blog, and they want help from people like you and me.  I received this email from Shannita of LA Opera in the first issue of their new e-newsletter:

New Season, New Blog and a Contest!

Welcome to the first issue of LA Opera’s new e-Newsletter. In it, we’ll take you behind the scenes of LA Opera and keep your informed on the latest company news.  We’ve also got a newly redesigned website and brand new blog where you’ll get a glimpse into what goes on behind the scenes. The only thing our blog needs is a name. That’s where you come in… We need your help naming it because the title “LA Opera Blog and News” is admittedly, rather bland. (Which is something we, and the 2011|12 Season, are not!)

Submit your title ideas to contest@laopera.com with “Name That Blog” in the subject line for a chance to win 2 tickets to Eugene Onegin performance of your choice.* Submissions will be accepted until August 31st and a winner announced on September 6th. We can’t wait to see what you come up with!

*transportation not provided

I’ve submitted a few of my own ideas (“Raking the Stage” is my personal favorite) and we’ll see if they like any of them.  Perhaps you can do better.  Good luck to us all.

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